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How to date in france? |
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Monday, July 25, 2005 |
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Justin |
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I was talking to my friend about dating habits in france and he said it is very different, such as I can tell a woman that I don't know that she is beautiful here, but in france you will get slapped. So, how do you "pick-up" someone without seeming wierd? Where do you take a french woman for a date, How do you act?
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REYNARD |
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Well, you should be introduced. I suggest wearing a name tag in Super-U saying I'm "'Justin Time'" -- who's the babe behind me? Jew know her e-mail?".
Another clever ploy is to stalk her in the cereal aisle and occasionally slip a box of Jordon's Meusli in her chariot while whistling the theme from "The Third Man". Slip into her box a copy of your biz card on which you have written (fountain pen) "Your flaxen hair outlined against the false fluorescent gloom of Post-Iraq makes my life worth living; I've got a Mojo working that takes the fluorescent miasma out of the tube shards and into the alpen glow of my crusty but ever-hoping heart.
--JUST-In Hotel Pommes-Frites, # 301
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